candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

beastlyart:

duskball:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Holy fuxki shit

Awkwardly trying not to wake the whole street up at 1:30 AM with laughter.

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

tilthat:

TIL that the word “liberal” in liberal arts means worthy of a free person (as opposed to a slave), and such an education isn’t meant to get you a job but rather to make you useful in a free society.

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geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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remember when mr. moseby got sick and esteban did the best impersonation of him ever

thorinobsessed:

awwww-cute:

We threw a birthday party for my friend’s dog. The other dogs invited had a blast

one of them is actually smiling
  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
  • trait:

    i literally feel like a grey cloud is surrounding me im so upset and im going back into a shell and its better that way bcos in the end im the only one who’s got my back