phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

thedeviousplot:

this could be us but you playing

9-1-1 never helps

Disclaimer: It was only just a dream, but I filled in some blank spaces of my dream to make a short! Also, names have been changed to protect the innocent. 

I really shouldn’t drink and have a bunch of sweets before bed. It results in vivid dreams and back pain

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2014 so far

puppyresidue:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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July:

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faustbot:


STOP BEING TINY